Shenangans in Strock's Sixth Period

• B******: J*** is going to ask my parents permission to ask me to marry me on my birthday!
• Beth: *looks at Hannah*
• Hannah: *looks at Beth*
• Hannah and Beth: O.e
• Kyle: *shakes head*

• Kyle: *hits Hannah*
• Hannah: You might want to stop hitting me. I'm a masochist, I get turned on by pain.
• Beth: *smacks back of Hannah's head*
• Hannah: ASDFGHJKL HNNNGGG!!!
• Kyle: Cool...

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the fabulous Mr.Welsh’s butt.

He is quite unaware that this picture was ever taken, which will make it even more enjoyable when he finds out :)

oh how geometric.

You jerk off, look what you left in class and look what I’m holding in the palm of my hands.  Beth never knew that you were so intellect.  You suprised us all.  I’ll give it back.

-sneeze-

Kyle:

Hannah:

Eww, that’s gross, Kyle.  Wash your hands

Kyle:

-reaches over Hannah-

Hannah:

Don’t touch me!

Mrs. Strock:

Kyle?  Are you threatening Hannah?

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Kyle:  Hannah, Beth’s coming.  Don’t tell her that I touched her bag.

Hannah: You’re disgusting.  -sees Beth-.  BETH DON’T TOUCH YOUR BAG!

Kyle: -death glare-

Beth: Why?

Hannah:  -sees Kyle-  He does bad things.

Beth: -touches bag-  Hannah, what did he do?

Hannah: -shows the hand movement for masturbation-

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Hannah:  You’re very sexy, you know that right?

Kyle: Thank you.

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Beth: -pulls Hannah’s jacket hood-

Hannah: -gags-

Beth: -laughs-

Hannah: I was going to say ‘Oh baby’ but I choked instead.

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• Kyle had the paper that said “Jerk-off” on the back.  For payback, he steals Hannah’s shoes that she took off in class.

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• Kyle told Hannah that he wanted her babies for his gang: The Panhandle Playas

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Hannah wrote on Beth’s planner on October 15:

Your Generic Lesbian Asian Lover’s Adulthood Day

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• Kyle and his sexy eyes

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• Jordan brought this box that no one could open

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Kyle: -rubs his stomach-

Hannah: Kyle!  What the hell are you doing?!  You look like you’re jerking off.

Kyle -moans really loud-

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Kyle: -staring at Hannah-

Hannah: What are you staring at?

Kyle: -stares with wider eyes-

Hannah: I’m feeling a little violated Kyle.

Kyle:  -gets closer to Hannah and points at her boob-

Hannah:  Don’t touch me!

Kyle:  What the hell is that?!

Hannah:  -looks at pocket-  Oh shit.